The 10 funniest quotes from the 1977 original
Humor is one of the most inconsistent elements of the Star wars saga. The prequels were criticized for their grin-worthy gags and comedic relief character Jar Jar Binks, while sequel trilogy jokes like “Let’s go, chrome dome!” and “They’re flying now!” Laughs for the wrong reasons.
But the original from 1977 Star wars The film, written and directed by George Lucas, is filled with timeless moments of laughter that still land today. From Leia’s biting insults to Han’s sardonic jokes, Star wars is stuffed with hilarious quotes.
ten “Did you get into this thing?” You are braver than I thought! “- Leia Organa
Han and Leia build their hilarious, sour dynamic when Han, Luke, and Chewie team up to get the princess out of her Death Star holding cell. Leia immediately thinks very little of Han and the feeling is mutual.
During the escape, when Leia sees the bucket of bolts they stole from the station, she sarcastically concedes that Han is “braver than I thought”, as he dared to face the might of the Imperial Fleet in the Millennium Falcon.
9 “Sorry for the mess.” – Han Solo
The Mos Eisley Cantina scene features Han Solo as an ice-cold antihero ripped straight from a spaghetti western. When confronted by Greedo, they sit in a shaded booth at the back of the bar and Han uses one hand to distract bounty hunter Rodian as he grabs his blaster with the other.
It doesn’t matter who shot first (Han did), Solo’s sardonic reaction is the same in every cut of the film. He leaves behind a smoking corpse, throws a coin on the bar and jokes, “Sorry for the mess.”
8 “We are doomed.” – C-3PO
C-3PO and R2-D2 are the main characters of Star wars for the majority of his first act. Leia sends them to Tatooine to deliver a crucial message to Obi-Wan Kenobi, making the bickering pair of droids the true heroes of the saga.
Throughout the film, Threepio constantly repeats the phrase “We are doomed”, as he is plunged into one dangerous situation after another. This tagline perfectly sums up Threepio’s edgy personality.
7 “I recognized your foul smell when I was brought on board. “- Leia Organa
Darth Vader scares almost every character he meets in Star wars, but the entire time that Leia is a prisoner of the Sith Lord, she doesn’t show the slightest hint of fear. She even takes every opportunity to show off her biting wit.
When Grand Moff Tarkin raises his head as the Imperial Bureaucrat in charge of the Death Star, she jokes, “I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s leash” and tells him that she noticed her “foul stench” when she was first brought aboard the station.
6 “What a piece of junk! – Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan takes Luke to the Mos Eisley spaceport to find a pilot who can take them to Alderaan and they end up meeting the coolest and most arrogant pilot in the galaxy, Han Solo, who claims his ship did. the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
When Luke takes a look at this ship, he doesn’t find it living up to its reputation, calling it a “piece of junk.” Han retorts, “She might not look like much, but she has it where it counts, kid.” The Falcon would go on to prove this statement to be true time and time again throughout the saga.
5 “Great, kid, don’t be pushy!” – Han Solo
Even after successfully escaping the Death Star, the Rebels aren’t quite out of the woods yet, as the Empire is sending a fleet of TIE fighters after them. So, Han and Luke jump on the turrets to make them jump out of the cosmos.
When he manages to shoot one of the TIE fighters – just like he used to beat rats in his T-16 at home – Luke yells, “I got it! I have it! ”Han congratulates Luke, but doesn’t want him to take the big head.
4 “These are not the drones you are looking for.” – Ben Kenobi
When Luke, Obi-Wan, and the droids arrive at Mos Eisley, they are accosted by Stormtroopers looking for these same droids. With a small wave of his hand, Obi-Wan is able to use the Force to convince the Stormtroopers to leave them alone. Alec Guinness’ dry deliveries sell the absurd hilarity of this situation.
There’s a hysterically anticlimactic riff on this iconic stage of The phantom menace when Qui-Gon tries to use the Jedi mind trick on Watto and it doesn’t work because he’s a Toydarian.
3 “Aren’t you a bit short for a Stormtrooper?” “- Leia Organa
When Luke arrives to save Leia from the Death Star disguised as a Stormtrooper, as far as Leia knows, he’s just a regular Stormtrooper patrolling the cell block.
She jokes that he’s “a bit short for a Stormtrooper,” probably because Luke is a few inches shorter than Stormtroopers clone model Jango Fett.
2 “Listen to them! They are dying, Artoo! – C-3PO
One of the most tense sequences in the film – and the entire saga – happens when Leia opens the garbage chute to give herself, Han, Luke, and Chewie a chance to escape the fire of the Stormtroopers. They land in the trash compactor, where the walls start to close.
Luke desperately tries to contact Threepio to shut down the trash compactor and he puts Artoo to work, fearing it is too late. When Artoo stops the compactor just in time and the rebels celebrate, Threepio mistakes their excited cheers for screams of pain.
1 “Boring conversation anyway. “- Han Solo
While Luke tries to find Leia’s cell, Han tries to call a Stormtrooper patrol on the intercom. After failing to act naturally and alerting Empire security, Han ends up pulling on the intercom.
Before alerting Luke to the Legion of Stormtroopers about to kill them, Han takes a moment to make a scathing retort at the “boring conversation” he just finished.
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